When first I came here, drivers couldn't spell CEO, let alone define it. Jim Gilmore, the Michigan broadcasting magnate who sponsored Foyt, approached him just as cautiously as we did.
Danica Patrick, the current rookie driving sensation, couldn't have even gotten past the "Yellow Shirts," the guards of Gasoline Alley.
It wouldn't have even gotten to the point of her being female as an issue. She looks so young they'd just have eyeballed her and said, "Get out of here, kid!" and no amount of ID she showed them, proving she's 23, would have mattered. "Go! Go! Out! Out!"
VIPs were a dime a thousand. In '76 a Saudi sheik, with grandiose entourage, paraded up and down the pit lane. Someone asked Tony Hulman, the grand old owner of the Speedway, who this foreign dignitary might be.
Hulman glanced over, shrugged, said, "darned if I know," and kept walking. His grandson, Tony George, would provide luxury transportation and a sheriff's honor guard to such a visitor today.
You had to have five different credentials to get through the gates and into the pits on race day. If you lost any one of them, you were done-for -- no admission -- didn't matter who you were.
There were no TV monitors, no race progress reports, certainly no transcripts of driver quotes. There was one old teletype machine clacking in a corner of the media hut, giving race standings as of 20 laps ago.
Reporters would watch the start from inside the first turn, the cars screaming by you 30 feet away, the whiskey bottles from the Snakepit whistling by your ears.
As the race wore on, the only quotes you got were by risking your own death or maiming from the terrifying, invisible fires of methanol fuel in the pits. If you escaped that, you still risked wrenches being thrown at you by drivers or mechanics furious at having fallen out of the race.
Back then we called it the boot camp for all sports writers. If you could cover the Indy 500, anything else -- the Olympics, Super Bowl, heavyweight fights -- was a piece of cake.
And now the electronic scoring monitors blink at every seat in a media center the size of a football field, and there are two or three different TV instant replay angles, and you get inundated with paper -- race progress, driver quotes, VIP quotes -- so that you can hardly find your own laptop underneath the piles, and you can't hear yourself think for all the interviews being piped in over the P.A. system.
The pits and paddock of the Speedway are now one sprawling pleasure palace, with all sorts of cocktails, food, and big-name rock bands pounding relentlessly in the plaza.
All this. And yet, covering the Indy 500 is not one-tenth the fun, the challenge, the raging battle, the risk of life, the absolutely titanic event it was, that May of '75.
Bobby Unser won that year. The race was shortened by a rainstorm that blew in from Terre Haute.
The very raindrops were enormous, left spots on your clothes the size of quarters, as you stood there in the pits thinking at first that they were splashes of spilling methanol, about to engulf you in invisible fire.
Different time. Different race.
Ed Hinton can be reached at ehinton@orlandosentinel.com.
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